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- Hannibal will bring the Monster to it's knees at 11:32 AM today.
- For Mr. Blandings.
- Happy Birthday, Mrs. Aitch!
- I, Madame Nostradamus, predict that tonight...
- Future GOP prez hopeful discovered to be typical political scumbag!
- It's about time.
- Madame Nostradamus turns Wings defeat into ka-ching time!
- The streets aren't paved with gold, but...
- Go Wings.
- Was that name Mrs. Aitch or Madame Nostradamus?
July 11, 2009
July 01, 2009
For Mr. Blandings.
There's a big difference between Earth, Wind and Fire and Blood, Sweat and Tears.
The song of the day goes out to Mr. Blandings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T97f2kBzOQ
Mrs. Aitch
June 29, 2009
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Aitch!
Today is Mrs Aitch's 30th birthday. All the vodka you can drink is on me.
June 24, 2009
I, Madame Nostradamus, predict that tonight...
...we will see Mr. Blandings here in Bloomfield Hills, on the Veranda at OHCC at 8:00 PMto be precise. I further predict... loads of juicy gossip about Misspent's sexcapades in Berlin!
By the way, I hope you had your bets down when my prediction that "a GOP presidential hopeful will be caught in a sordid affair in Argentina" came true. Speaking of which... is that Bette Joan I see in Argentina as I gaze into my crystal ball?!
Mrs. Aitch
Future GOP prez hopeful discovered to be typical political scumbag!
I'm getting tired of this. Can't these politicians keep their peckers in their pants. Geez...
Mrs. Aitch
June 19, 2009
June 15, 2009
Madame Nostradamus turns Wings defeat into ka-ching time!
Maintaining her streak of prognostication perfection, Madame Nostradamus correctly picked the Penguins to defeat the Red Wings in the Stanley Cup finals. Although I hate to bet against my home team, business is business and I have to report that wisely placed bets earned me a packet. I will be drying my tears for the Wings while driving a new Mustang GT convertible in this year's Woodward Dream Cruise!
Don't forget that the U.S. Open gets underway at Bethpage this Thursday. Several days ago I reported who the winner would be thanks to the "foresight" of Madame Nostradamus. I suggest you get your bets in today. Don't miss out on another chance to cash in.
BONUS PROGNOSTICATION from Madame Nostradamus: Look for Michelle Obama to put on fifty pounds by Labor Day! You don't think so? Well, believe what you want, I already have my money on a heftier First Lady. Hey, Michelle, here ya go, have another brownie.
June 11, 2009
The streets aren't paved with gold, but...
This morning, a large armored car flipped over on I-75 in downtown Detroit. As a result, there are thousands and thousands of dollars blowing all over the freeway and downtown. Needless to say, many upstanding Detroit citizens have stopped on the freeway to volunteer their assistance in picking up the cash. Unfortunately, quite a few of these good samaritans have left the scene rather quickly without bothering to return the money to the armored car driver (who appears to be unhurt by the accident).
Local TV news cameras have just arrived on the scene, they show one guy (the armored car driver) running around trying to pick up all the money while about a dozen cops try to keep traffic from running him over. Things were difficult enough for the driver when the money was simply being blown around by speeding traffic, but when the news helicopter swooped in for a close overhead shot, well, lets just say that it will take a bit more time than initially anticipated to collect all that money now that it has been blown from Toledo to Port Huron.
June 09, 2009
Go Wings.
The Red Wings are in Pittsburgh tonight and my prediction is that the Stanley Cup will be flying home with the Wings on Red Wing One tomorrow.
See you at the parade!
Mrs. Aitch
May 27, 2009
Was that name Mrs. Aitch or Madame Nostradamus?
Last week Mrs Aitch picked Pittsburgh to sweep North Carolina and head to the Stanley Cup finals. This week she informed us that there was no hope for Jennifer Granholm to go to the Supreme Court. Right on both counts! You may recall also, that earlier this month Mrs Aitch correctly picked Rachel Alexandra to win the Preakness. But, I hear you asking, what about that 50 to 1 shot who won the Kentucky Derby? No sweat, Madame Nostradamus had Mine That Bird nailed, too. (And did that pay off handsomely!)
With a track record like she's stacking up, you may have a little cash burning a hole in your pocket that you'd like to put down on some of Mrs Aitch's psychic sightings into upcoming events. Well, you're in luck. If you've got the guts to pony up, Mrs Aitch has got the tips that'll pay off. Here are a few right now, hot off the crystal ball:
U. S. Open at Bethpage: Corey Pavin with a 272! Astounding!!
Belmont Stakes: Summer Bird by less than half a length! Gadzooks!!
National League Pennant: Washington Nationals by seven games! Woah Nelly!!
Super Bowl: Minnesota Vikings by three touchdowns! Yesss!!
BONUS opportunity! Bette Joan ends up to be a MAN!! Wowy Kazots!!! Could it be true!?! Hey, baby, has Madame Nostradamus ever let you down? If she says it, you can take it to the bank.
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